we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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