I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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