I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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