He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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