my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Everything about him screamed your future.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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