she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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