I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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