member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
