Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
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I need you to use more vowels.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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