so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
Randomize
