let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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