What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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