Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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