i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Randomize
