I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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