I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
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