So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Randomize
