All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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