judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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