You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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