My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
My vagina is very pro this idea
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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