just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
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