She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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