I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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