Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
COCAINE IS GR8
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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