I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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