guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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