it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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