it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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