Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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