those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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