I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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