I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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