I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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