love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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