It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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