yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
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