so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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