brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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