i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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