Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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