i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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