you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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