What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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