I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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