If that was your dad, he is hot
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
You pole danced in your parka.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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