i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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