Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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