PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
