OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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