We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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