so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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